At this, the last meeting of January 2010, we were greeted at the "buy your lunch ticket" table by E. Goodman who directed each and every one of us to the lunch line where we got a slice or two of a delicious meatloaf, other assorted goodies, and your choice of beverage. Barely had we sat down to chat and enjoy this delicious meal when a strange voice came over the microphone requesting an invocator and song leader. F. Bliss requested that we be driven to pull out our wallets for the purpose of donating to a worthy cause, and P. Khong led us in a rousing rendition of GBA. Amazing voices we have!!You wonder the strange voice?? Seems ½ of the ½ presidents was missing in action and the other ½ of the ½ presidents was sitting at a round table with her family- thus, a young energetic Circle Ker Diane had taken over the microphone and zoomed through the whole meeting- playing games, threatening huge fines and otherwise creating total chaos and FUN!!
Yes, it was the "once a year"……….
CIRCLE K TAKEOVER
King Diane (as we were told to call her) was escorted by a group of Circle K Lords and Ladies (this editor did not capture all the names due to such laughter at table 4). Among the

many "rules" which we lowly Berkeley Kiwanians would be fined for was hat when we spoke anyone's name it had to be spoken backwards. Another was when we heard music we had to stand up and dance. Do you want to walk around? Two steps with the left foot, one with the right and then repeat…
No elbows on the table, and many more which at the moment have been relegated to the back of this editor's mind!!
The money just flowed into the fine box- because we elders just do not know how to behave in the midst of fun!!!
Before getting into the real stuff of taking money from our pockets King Diane did ask for reports from any committee heads who might wish to speak without getting fined!
1. YEAH- According to S. Hearn we will be cooking for YEAH on Feb 1, this coming Monday, from 6pm-8pm. Four had signed up!
2. We hope there will be a RIF distribution in February.
3. Interclubs were two- Regional Training Conference and San Leandro Crab Feed.
4. Board meeting report: Tabled the budget due to need for further discussion on increase in meal fee. For Haiti donations, if you give to the BK
Foundation, it will go to CNH District Foundation where it will be matched.. and on up the chain.. matched each time. The donation will grow before it reaches Haiti!!
And there was room and time for JL$$:
B. Carpenter is in the hospital again.. and hopefully the third time will be the charm. B. Barnwell put in a check for $100 to cover the next 10 weeks of the increase in lunch fee. He does not like loose change increments… or ad hoc committees. D. Leonard will match for the following 10 weeks, and who's the next taker?? Our newer member Chino is headed to Japan for about 1 ½ years to teach English.. WE will miss you, Chino- and have fun!!
King Diane was more interested in $$$ going to baked goods.. One of "her" Lords became an auctioneer… and many of us purchased the following:
Phuoc: CornbreadJack: Brownies
VC: Board Picture (given to F. Bliss)
Denise: Cupcakes
VC: Clown art picture- will have Jack's
picture sketched!!Frank: Calciim Vitamin basket
Car Wash (don't know who got it!!)Denise: Chocolate lover's basket
Phuoc: Ballroom dance lesson for VC
Phuoc: King's Cake for Linda
Linda: Chocolate Chip cookies
John: Chocolate Chip cookie basket
Evie: Chinese basket
Elsa Jennie: Dutch Apple Blueberry Pie
VC: Fish Oil + Cookie Basket for hubby BC
Bill Fay: Romance Candle Basket
Sandy: Handdrawn vase & flower picture
If you were there at this fantastic event you would know which item went for the most $$$. I won't spoil that for you- except to say that it brought in $100…. Go Circle K!!
Your editor was advised that next week's speaker will be the City of Berkeley Superintendent of Schools. He will be discussing the state of the District with emphasis on the controversy over the Science Department. This should be a well attended meeting- so invite your friends and relatives!!!
Another meeting enjoyed, successful, fun, - and know that if you missed it, you were indeed missed.
We leave you with a SAQOTW:
How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money.
Money mistakes can be corrected,
but time is gone forever.
David B. Norris

SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK!!
BRING A FRIEND!!!
EDITOR: VC

