KIWANIS KOLLEGIATE
SECRETARY KOLLEGIATE STAFF
Jack Rosano Jeff Egeberg, Chair
P.O.Box323 Editorial Staff: V Carpenter,
KIWANIS CLUB u Celebratin' Service u BERKELEY , CA
Leftovers
You know how responsible and respectable news media, like the Berkeley Daily Planet for example, must occasionally print a retraction, correction, or omission in a subsequent edition? Well, it does happen to the best, even the venerable rag known as the Kollegiate of the Berkeley Kiwanis Club.
Last week, the world-renowned UCB Circle K reported on their amazing successes at their recent district convention. However, they cashed in on SO many honors and awards that our very experienced and mature reporter was quickly overwhelmed and could not capture it in entirety.
SO-O-O-O, here you go --- the Berkeley Circle K walked away with all of the following:
1) #1 Outstanding Interclubs 23,000 miles traveled
2) #2 Outstanding Non-Traditional Scrapbook
3) #1 Outstanding Website
4) #3 Club Newsletter
5) Distinguished Kiwanis Family
6) Distinguished MD&E
7) Distinguished Treasurer - Jenny Su
8) Distinguished Secretary - James Lee
9) Distinguished Service VP - Hedwig Hofschneider
10) Distinguished Admin VP - Alex Chu
11) Distinguished President - Cheriz Cajita
12) #3 District Service Initiative Award
13) #1 Single Service Award
14) Distinguished Club
15) #3 Talent Act
16) Spirit Award
17) First Place Gold Division TOTAL ACHIEVEMENT!
The Barfly Knows
There was considerable swagger and bragging today around the Refreshment Stand about drugs (prescription & otherwise) and personal likes and dislikes of same. The discussion involved claims to
secret stashes of mind-enhancing and pain-relieving drugs and elixirs such as Percocet, Vicodin, Stolichnaya and Vapo-Rub. There were even those who claimed to be quietly seeking alternative and experimental treatments such as acupuncture, herbal medicines, and even back-rubs, massages & rubdowns. All participants remaining upright then proceeded gleefully down to the meeting of the greatest service club within a several block radius.
Business as Usual
B. Price led a questionably harmonious vocal tribute, W. Carpenter gave a very welcome thankful word that won the prize for the shortest ever in BK history, and Haley toted the fearsome finebox.
You will find out a little later on that it was a very special day today….THE ANNUAL MEETING OF OUR CLUB AND OUR FOUNDATION!
In recognition of that, we had some very special guests, including the sitting, and several past, Lt Governors and esteemed comrades from our "mother club" in Oakland , Russ & Stan (who really had ulterior motives as you will learn a little later on). THEN we had some ol' BK'ers that we don't see too often, including the likes of R. Frisbie, L. Iodice, J. Alexander (take it back – she retired!).
A Very Busy Service Club
· This Saturday: Work Party at Longfellow School . 9:00 at Derby & Sacramento . Be there! Wear gloves. See Grumpy.
· Next Saturday, April 19: Annual Cazadero work party to start the season. See Frank.
· Next next Saturday, April 26: The big event: GUALALA! for the entire weekend (if we get done) See Gimpy.
· Governor's Visit, Fri May 2, Spenger's, 5 - 9 pm , $40. See Lt Gov Ed (or really Jessica 845-6941 or file:///C:\Documents%20and%20Settings\User\Local%20Settings\Temp\padilla_jess1ca@yahoo.com)
· RIF distributions next week. 300+ kids. Need plenty of help. See VC.
· May 3: Play equipment projects. Sign ups next week. See Debra.
· DCM this Thur. Elections! San Leandro Hospital . See Lt Gov Ed.
· Scholarship Committee getting in high gear! Applications have been received. $60,000 to give out! See TP.
· To top that off, Circle K came to the rescue
ü Fri-Sat, 4/11-12-Kiwin Dist. Conv.
ü Sat, 4/12-Kiwanis One Day
ü Fri, 4/18-Golden Gate Banquet, Sacramento
ü Fri-Sat, 4/18-19-Key Club Dist.Conv
Happy and not so Sad
v Well, back to those guys who showed up from Oakland , Russ and Stan did have another thing in mind – sounds like a great event, though – First Annual Spring Benefit, May 3, 6:00 , Wine & Chocolate Tasting (w/ hors d'oeuvres, auction, raffle)- Lost Canyon Winery, Oakland , Tix $30 see file:///C:\Documents%20and%20Settings\User\Local%20Settings\Temp\prlascola@comcast.net
v C. Fitch had a birthday & a check for $92 but we can't tell his age! He also had son Bruce all the way from the Lone Star State !
v P. Khong was exuberant that M. Savitski is returning from foreign assignments.
v V. Carpenter was honored to have hosted a very successful K Family Dinner.
v L. Hannawalt bragged about winning $670 at Circus-Circus, but refused to pay the 10% BK tax on out-of-state earnings.
v J. Rosano is already tired of looking at the results of his S.O.'s double foot surgery(?)
v J. Piercy paid big time as he blew it again trying to tell a joke that we can't repeat.
Oh Yes–the Annual Meeting
The Slate for 2008-2009:
President: Denise Haughin
President Elect: Tamara Paradis
Vice President: Roberta Bliss
Treasurer: Sandra Hearn
Secretary: Jack Rosano (19 years!)
Continuing Board Members:
Debra Wong
John Piercy
Bettye Lowman
Incoming Board Members:
Virginia Carpenter
Duane Leonard
Jeff Egeberg (* see below)
These nominations were moved, seconded and approved by the General Membership.
THE FOUNDATION
President D. Leonard gave a synopsis of the activities of the past year and the history on the Foundation. An informative written summary was handed out and is available on request. Current officers are--
Duane Leonard, President 2008
Jack Rosano, Vice President 2010
John Piercy, Secy/Treas 2010
Tamara Paradis, Director 2008
Jeff Egeberg, Director 2008
For the terms expiring in 2008, the Foundation Board recommended the re-election of Directors Leonard, Paradis, and Egeberg. These nominations, together with miscellaneous changes to By-Laws were moved, seconded and approved by the General Membership. For more information on any of the above, contact the President at DL990@aol.com.
*Retreading = Big Business
For the last couple years, J. Egeberg thought he had a lock on the title of "Retread," although he's not really the first to have that distinction. In recent history, W. Carpenter fully owns that title, having been President in 1995-96 and 1999-2000. Going farther back in club history is well beyond the mental capacity of this reporter.
Now that it's a sign of things to come, it is incumbent on us to deal with this stigma. A contest would be appropriate, and here is the 1st proposition:
Wm F. Carpenter Retread Sr.
J. L. Egeberg Retread Jr.
T. J. Paradis Retread III (the 3rd)
R. S. Bliss Retread IV (the 4th)
…and so on. There must be better ideas out there -- bring 'em on in! j.e.

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